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Never have I ever been bitten by a shark during a porn shoot  

40Deuce 46M
4633 posts
5/8/2017 6:02 pm

Last Read:
5/10/2017 4:34 pm

Never have I ever been bitten by a shark during a porn shoot

Three days

It's been three days

I've been waiting . . . . . and waiting . . . . and waiting .

But I can wait no more .

A porn star was bitten by a shark while filming an underwater scene . Why isn't this ALL over the blog page ?

A porn star



Was bitten by a shark



WHILE shooting ! This is all anyone should be talking about .

The internet is 80% porn and 10% sharks . Big butt thought she was going to break the internet ? THIS should be breaking the internet .

She was bitten by a lemon shark which long time readers (and I mean really long time readers) may recall is the same kind of shark that bit my junk off many years ago . So what does this mean ? Was I destined to become the world's greatest porn star and lemon sharks hate porn stars ? Yes .

Lemon sharks aren't naturally very aggressive but they are #10 on the most dangerous shark list because they often live where people like to swim and dive and are very active . And they like to bite porn stars . But really who doesn't ?

Did you know that Mission Tortillas has trademarked "super soft" ? I didn't . A lady blogged about her tits being super soft the other day and now that I know I have no choice but to report her for trademark infringement . I can only hope that Grupo Industrial Maseca takes it easy on her .

Speaking of super soft tits(not really) a while ago some dude hacked the whatever of several WWE lady wrestlers and posted their naked pictures online - which reminded me of the argument Betsy Bumpaddle and I have had a couple times about how I feel like you just shouldn't take naked pictures if you care about that kind of thing . But that's not what I want to talk about . I never checked them out before mostly because I assumed they were fake but they're legit and I did look at some of them the other day . Because I'm a horrible person .

Now this is nothing revelatory here but all the comments were BRUTAL . Shocker right - men are assholes ? But when you actually see it for yourself it's something else . In particular they were not kind to Charlotte Flair . I was going to post one of the picks here but that seems even more scummy than just looking at them myself although really it's the same . She's not traditionally attractive , I like really fit women (which is funny since I also like bigger ladies I guess I just don't like normos) so I find her attractive but I can see how she could not be everyone's cup of tea . But man they were tearing into her like a lemon shark into a porn star foot .

One thing that drew a lot of comments was that one of her breasts is bigger than the other , which is normal , but it's usually not that pronounced . I found this interesting because I would have bet heavily that she had implants but they looked pretty real - I mean if nothing else why would you get implants that weren't the same size . If they are implants they've come a long way with making them look realistic . When she first came on the scene was pretty flat , now she's not - is there a way for that to happen without surgery ?

I'm not even sure why I bring this up other than it was on my mind . And by discussing personal leaked photos I am just as bad as the dude who did it and all the dudes that posted horrible comments . So as long as that's established there was also "sex tape" of Paige which was just her masturbating , which is technically sex I guess . And she has said that when this was posted she considered killing herself . Which is awful of course . But (there's always a but) there's a part of me that thinks if you're willing to make a video of yourself masturbating can you really be that emotionally damaged if it gets out ?

I guess what I'm saying is I'm the worst .

Have you ever heard of Netball ? I hadn't . It's basically just slightly weird basketball played mostly by women . It's kind of like the old school 6 on 6 basketball where some of the plays have to stay on certain parts of the court . I watched some of it on the TUBE , I find it much more entertaining than the WNBA .



This is a band called In This Moment . I went to see them last night with the Lesbionic Woman . I think she mostly likes them because she has the hots for the lead singer . I enjoyed the show but that kind of music , scream rock I'll call it , is the kind of thing I only need to hear every so often .

Before we sent to the show we were hanging out at my friend Jimmy Leg's house which I hadn't been at for several years . This boy , who used to be the sweetest funniest ever is know a tween and he's a total douche . I suppose you're not supposed to say that about a but it's true . Why does that happen ? Is it purely physiological or is it partially societal ?

I met a dude named BJ Grab today - which would be a great name for a gay porn star .

I've played "Never Have I Ever" twice in my life . Which is two more times than I should since it's intended to be a drinking game . Once was a party for some kind of prize . The other time was with a GF to see who was going to do the dishes . It's hard to remember there was a time when I was that domestic . Both times I was accused of not playing by the spirit of the rules but by the letter . Which was accurate . I don't think I'm competitive at all , and really I'm not , but I am compelled to take advantage of poorly made games . Make a better game if you don't want me to abuse the rules .

I once posted update versions of common sayings like "Money can't buy happiness , just kidding" and right now they're doing the same thing on twitter . Most of it is crap because it's twitter but some of them are pretty good ;

Dance like no one is watching, so long as you don't mind everyone judging

A penny saved is a penny that ends up gross and sticky in the ashtray of your car and you eventually throw it away

When one door closes, there may be a bunch of other doors closing too.

Wish upon a star . Actually don't, that star is dead and so are your dreams

Remember that when you look into an abyss, most people don't know what an abyss is

There is no 'I' in team, but there are two 'I's in 'schizophrenic'


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smartasswoman 66F  
35813 posts
5/8/2017 6:55 pm

You've really been on a roll lately.

People can be very inconsistent about their exhibitionistic tendencies. I used to masturbate on web cam here (under a different handle because I didn't want all of smartasswoman's chat room friends and blog readers to know) and I enjoyed racking up the viewers, but if someone had outed me to my workplace or my vanilla friends obviously I would have been mortified (seeing as I didn't even want my AyFF friends to know).

Those Twitter sayings seem like they'd be good fodder for a DeMotivator poster.


40Deuce replies on 5/9/2017 5:29 pm:
I don't think I knew that , one again I miss out

wickedeasy 74F
32404 posts
5/9/2017 1:39 pm

next time I read your blog i'm going to smoke first. I just want to see if it makes it all fall into place in a different way.

I think a lemon shark should be a drink.

and never have I ever read a blog like yours.......

You cannot conceive the many without the one.


40Deuce replies on 5/9/2017 5:32 pm:
Place Vodka, Triple Sec, lemon juice and sugar into a cocktail shaker with 4-5 ice cubes and shake vigorously for 30 seconds. Run the lemon twist around the edge of the chilled martini glass and dunk in a small amount of sugar for a coated rim. Pour the strained martini into the chilled glasses and serve . Garnish with shark teeth .

goodatpoetry2 74M
16552 posts
5/10/2017 1:03 am

    Quoting wickedeasy:
    next time I read your blog i'm going to smoke first. I just want to see if it makes it all fall into place in a different way.

    I think a lemon shark should be a drink.

    and never have I ever read a blog like yours.......
I've got to agree with all three of them...


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