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+~~ Now that is silly!
+~~ Now that is silly! A guy is looking for a place to sit in a crowded library. He asked a girl in a university library: Do you mind if I sit beside you? The girl replied in a loud voice, "I DON 'T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU!" All the students in the library started staring at the guy; he was truly embarrassed and moved to another table. After a couple of minutes, the girl walked quietly to the guy's table and said with a laugh, :"I study psychology, and I know what a man is thinking. I guess you felt embarrassed, right?” The guy then responded in a loud voice: "$500 FOR ONE NIGHT?, THAT'S ROBBERY!" All the people in the library looked at the girl in shock. The guy then whispered in her ear: "I study law: I know how to screw people. /////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// A farmer was sitting on his porch one day when a young man drove in and came up to the porch. "Sir, I was driving by and noticed you had a lot of milk weed in your pasture. Would you mind if I went out and got some milk?" "You don't get milk from milk weed!" the farmer replied. "Oh yes," said the young man. "I have a degree in Agriculture from the University of Saskatchewan so I know all about it." "Well, help yourself," said the farmer. He soon saw the young man coming back to his car with two buckets full of milk. The next day the farmer was again sitting on his porch when the same young man drove up. "Sir, yesterday when I was getting milk, I noticed you had some honeysuckle in the fence row. I wondered if you would mind if I got some honey?" "You don't get honey from honeysuckle!" said the farmer. Again the young man explained about his degree so the farmer agreed to let him collect some honey. Soon the young man came back to his car with two buckets full of honey. The next day the same young man drove up to the farmer's house. "Sir, yesterday when I was getting the honey, I noticed you had some pussy willow down by the creek." The farmer said, "Let me get my shoes and I'll go with you." |
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Great jokes, keep the fun coming I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629."
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Some great jokes Pal. We can always use a good laugh. Canada DAy this past Saturday for us. Our 150 birthday party for Canada huugssssss V Glad to see you had a great day Become a blog watcher sweet_vm
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Those were some good one's Pal..thank you for the
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Thanks for the laughs. They're needed on the first day back to work after a 4 day weekend! Spent a couple of days at the beach but no ribs or corn on the cob. Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!
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Great jokes, keep the fun coming I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629."
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Some great jokes Pal. We can always use a good laugh. Canada DAy this past Saturday for us. Our 150 birthday party for Canada huugssssss V Glad to see you had a great day
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Those were some good one's Pal..thank you for the
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I'm glad that you had a good 4th. Those are funny little stories/jokes. I had a good 4th myself. It was a great day threatening rain and in the low 80's. Fortunately the rain held off til after midnight. I went to the high/jr high complex and listened to the bands and then saw the fireworks from out house. We're lucky we live within a block of the high school. Have a great night my friend!
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Thanks for the laughs. They're needed on the first day back to work after a 4 day weekend! Spent a couple of days at the beach but no ribs or corn on the cob.
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