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Public Service Announcement
Public Service Announcement I don't know yet whether this is everywhere yet, or if anyone else has tried it, but I'm going to post this here anyway. So today's topic is the new Pepsi Fire. I decided to try this product out of sheer morbid curiosity. And morbid is about right. This beverage tasted like it was made of the tears of tormented innocent in hell and regret. It's makers had spent so much time considering whether or not it could be done, that they failed to think about whether or not they should. And the answer is no. So i twisted off the cap and poured some of the offending material in my mouth. The raging inferno I unleashed upon my poor unsuspecting senses was complete in it's ultimate decimation of my taste buds. The flames of this Greater Helldemon left a path of destruction in it's wake. Deciding I needed to combat this monstrosity, I attempted to submerge this tortorous fluid in miniature glaciers from the great frozen north. Satisified that I had lowered the temperature away from that which had approached the surface of the sun, I again tried this unholy concoction. Big mistake. I had now tossed liquid nitrogen into my gullet, simultaneously freezing and scorching my insides. I could hear the agonizing cries of my tongue as it writhed in pain and died a horrific death. But this encounter was not over. The flaming Knight of the Apocalypse charged down my throat melting everything in it's path and eventually drove it's cinnamon encrusted lance into the heart of my digestive system. Disgusted with the people who dreamt up this stuff, and with myself for being too curious for my own good, I tossed the plastic encapsulated napalm grenade into the nearest trash receptacle and vowed never to engage in such forces of evil ever again! Speak the Truth, or make your peace some other way Follow CaptainDilfCT Superhero or pirate? You decide Sorry, I Was Thinking Again |
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Omg hahahaha. I don't really drink soda and I doubt I would have picked up something like that, but thanks for the warning, just in case!
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A cleverly written DUMP on Pepsi' newest attempt to steal from it's competitors. Thanks for the warning!!! (Virtual Symposium Group) use Virtual Symposium Group
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Sounds delicious! Where can I find some?
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I like only Caffeine Free Diet Pepsi, so I consider myself safe. But thanks, anyway. Check out my profile or and become a "watcher" of my blog FMAOPLS,to learn more about me, and for intelligent, lively, smartassy and fun discussion, with a little irreverence thrown in. "Like" or comment on my photos, and I promise I'll add more. Thanks.
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